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Houston Astros Ship Marte to Portland Sunday, December 31st , 2051 Proving the old adage that one man's trash is another man's treasure, the Astros announced today the acquisition of $3,500,000 in cash from the Portland Hops in exchange for 23-year old minor league LF Marco Marte. "This isn't the deal of the century," acknowledged the Astros, "but we think it will improve the direction of both teams." |
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