 |
|
|
Toronto, New York Agree to Trade Monday, July 4th , 2061 Proving the old adage that one man's trash is another man's treasure, the Blue Jays announced today the acquisition of 24-year old minor league 2B Matt Wen from the New York Yankees in exchange for $1 in cash. "This isn't the deal of the century," acknowledged the Blue Jays, "but we think it will improve the direction of both teams." |
|
